The true baseball fanatic, if there are any left, will spend the Winter months engaged in what sportswriters call the "Hot Stove League".
Apparently, this is where guys in Boston or St. Louis or Chicago sit around a primative heating device talking baseball, while the snows of November pile up outside their door. The League takes place in pubs in Worcester, Mass, Monticello, New York or Mars, Pennsylvania (near Pittsburgh) where real fans talk about the season that ended in October (if the BoSox, Yanks or Pirates did well), or of another shot in the season to come, if it's a cold night in Akron, Hamilton or Trenton (for Indians, Blue Jays or Phillies fans respectively).
In other words, the "Hot Stove League" is the very first rumblings of the new baseball season, even before Spring Training.
Here in Florida, you might call it the "Hot-as-Hell" league, for those of us who are fans of politics and looking ahead to the season.
You see, thanks to term limits imposed by a Republican Legislature, Jeb Bush has to finally stop being the Governor of Florida, and this November, we have a chance to replace him. While he's generally more competant than his older brother at running things, Jeb still has the family "jones" for cuttin' taxes. You think that would be tough to do, since Florida has no state income tax.
Yet Jeb managed to cut something called the
"intangibles" tax.
In short, he eliminated a tax paid by millionaires on windfall profits from fluctuating property like stocks and bonds. It generally benefits people who's homes I have glimpsed through the gates of Heathrow or Winter Park, but whom I've never actually met. Personally, I've never been subject to any intangibles tax.
But, I digress.
As I mentioned before, Jeb is on the way out to bigger and better things, and the two major parties in the state each have two major candidates gearing up to take over the Governor's Mansion in Tallahassee next year.
If name recognition is a factor, the Dems are Doomed.
We are talking guys with names like
Jim Davis and
Rod Smith. Apparently, they couldn't find a John Doe to make the Democratic Primary really competetive.
Yep, Smith and Davis...Rod and Jim...they sound like aliases.
On the Republican side, it's
Charlie Crist (dig the shot with Jeb) and
Tom Gallagher.
Obviously, the names alone will guarantee the redneck imbecile vote.
"DAMN, it's hard to choose...that feller Crist almost sounds like
Christ, our-lord-and-savior...but that
Gallager feller always cracks me up when he smashes watermellons with that big-assed hammer!"
In case you're wondering, I have made my decision as to who I will support, and who, today, gets the coveted endorsement for Governor for the Great State of Florida from the Blogstream contributor formerly known as Gobshite.
Mr. Tom likes
Rod Smith...(polite "golf clap"), mostly because he promises to restore the intangibles tax. Rod will likely get my vote, unless he turns out to be a bigger jerk than Jeb.
But that's pretty hard to imagine.
